Why I am The Eptiomy of Style, Class, and Sophistication- further proof

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Why I am The Eptiomy of Style, Class, and Sophistication- further proof

July 24, 2006 at 3:28 am | In Uncategorized |

   For some reason I did not think of possibly THE best proof I have that I am one classy, sophisticated gal before when I posted on this subject. This bathing suit cover up is IT:



   Yep. This just really doesn’t even require words, does it? In my defense, my mother in law bought it for me as a souvenier of sorts when she went to the beach not long after I had Hali, I believe. At this time my body image was not so great, but I really didn’t mind as much then. So this cracked me up.

   As I opened it, their eyes were upon me, watching for my reaction. I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. I then proceeded to slip it over my clothes and walk around in it. The MIL looked a little confused. I don’t know that she thought I would actually wear it or not. I HAD to wear it! I mean who actually buys these?! Obviously they do, because I saw them aplenty when we went to the beach over the weekend. Not actually on people, but in stores.

   I have never seen anyone other than me wear one. I wear it to the pool all the time. And let me tell you, I get a lot of odd stares. A few laughs. A lot of confusion. Sounds like a fairly accurate description of my life…