The Texas Mama

Happy Birthday, U.S.A.!!!

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   Going to the beach did not work out AGAIN this weekend.  We may try tomorrow morning.  I think that it’s actually God’s way of doing a favor for other people out there.  The weather just has not been working with us whenever we have decided to go.  

   Me, in a bathing suit…it’s not pretty.  By not going to the beach, I am actually doing a public service of sorts.  I am literally saving people’s eye site as well as saving others from eating disorders.  You see, one eye-full of me in a bathing suit, and you would surely become either blind (or wish you were) or bulimic or anorexic.  On the other hand, if you are not feeling so great about your body, just invite me to the beach with you.  You’ll feel so much better about your body after you get done wishing you could poke your own eyeballs out with a plastic shovel.

   Then I thought, well maybe my pale pale cottage cheese legs are so light, that the sun will reflect off of them and create a cellulite free appearance- you know like that new makeup they advertise does for wrinkles (you know, with Susan Serranden).  And then I will win the lottery and Brad or & George or & Heath will become my boy toys and I will grow 3 inches and lose 70 pounds.  Lets just lump all those delusions together, shall we…

   I had this whole thing about how I have all these great freedoms as a citizen of our great country typed up.  Then I went to go put Hali to sleep and the hub got on the computer and closed down the unsaved entry.  I refuse to try and recreate it, so instead I will mistakenly lead you to believe that it was truly something to behold, and you would have been inspired.  Ya, thats it…

   Happy Fourth of July!!!